Jo, looking at a box of Totino's Pizza Rolls: Whoa, these things are like, super convenient.

You put six on a plate, and then microwave for 55 seconds. Then leave to cool for 2 minutes; this part, Jo wasn't such a huge fan of.

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Jill, after a guest leaves, to the rest of us sitting in the living room doing 'work', loosely defined: Good job pretending to be normal, guys!